Jeans with waists bigger than the hips! (I know I'm going to garner much hatred this way, but that seems to include most of the low-rise pants these days.) Empire waisted anything needs to disappear from the non-maternity shelves, too. Makes the rest of us look pregnant.
[SIZE=1]Geek, overstocked minimalist, LHC addict.
1c/2a/F/ii - tailbone length!